Wednesday, September 12, 2007

†buffOonEry†

Here are some jokes for you readers out there!

Just some to spice up my blog!=D





1st and foremost, you want the short joke or the long joke?

Okay, I'll give you both


Long joke:

Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke

Short joke:

Joke



2. Why is 6 scared of 7?


cuz 7 ate [8] 9



3. If *showing my hand vertically* is an apartment....
Then *showing hand horizontally* is…?


A flat



4. This is a maths question

O, T, T, F, F, S, S, …. wats next?


E, N, T

Y? cuz its One, Two, Three, Four, … (u do the math)



5. The sun rises on the east and sets in the west, a rooster stands on the top of the roof, lays an egg. Which side will the egg come out?


Roosters don't lay eggs!



6. whats sticky & brown?


A brown stick



7. whats the mother of all board games?


Mother board



8. how many ppl does it require to change a light bulb?


Amanda (a man! Duh~)



9. burger apakah sentiasa gembira?


burger-mbira



10. berus apakah sangat kuat?


Berus Lee



11. mikroorganisma apakah sentiasa gembira?


bacte-RIA



12. siapakah yang paling kurus di dunia ini?


Tom Kurus



13. one day, a hunter was out hunting for pigeon, he saw a group of pigeon, around 10...he aim his rifle.. shoots...all the pigeon fell down....why?


cause the gunshot was loud...so all the pigeon close their ears



14. one day a hunter was out hunting a rare kind of bird in the jungle....on top of the tree there was a monkey, and right at that moment he saw the bird, took his rifle to shoot it! He missed the bird but the monkey nose is bleeding....why?


The monkey was digging his nose...then when the hunter shoots he terkejut....so he ter-poke his nose wit his finger!





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